What are you smiling about, Douchebag?

 

Her makes me wish I’d been kinder to Philomena. I won’t go on and on about how much I disliked this movie, though lord knows I could. I will say that had this same relationship been played out with a live actress it still would have been boring, and yes I get the point of the movie, that all relationships go the same way in the end and isn’t that just the way of the world. BORING.

Jaoquin Phoenix and I have always had an on/off relationship to start with but his mug, for 126 minutes, was just too much to take. The acting fell flat and I just didn’t care about anyone in this movie.  I found myself envying  other theater-goers getting up to use the bathroom in the middle of it. So here’s my take on it.

He was a twit.

His ex-wife was a dish rag.

His friends were drips.

His OS system was no different than any other f*cked up girl pretty girl who screws with your head.

His job was kind of cool.

The only interesting lines in this movie were uttered by this video game  character, which was in fact Spike Jonze’s voice so essentially, in my book, he saved all the best lines for himself.

 

I will continue to hate this movie until the stars turn cold.