There, I said it.
Les Mis is half of a really good movie and without certain cast members who shall be denounced later it could have been great.
The Bad:
Oh Russell.
Why were you even in the running? I'm going to make some comparisons here to
the stage productions, not to point out personal flaws on Mr. Crowe's part but
only to say that his role is pivotal to this story and to cast someone without
the singing chops to do it justice you essentially pull the rug out from under
the power of the Javert/Valjean struggle. Because Crowe cannot sing up to par,
his Javert feels flat and emotionless. You feel virtually nothing. Well, you do
feel that you'd like him to stop singing, you feel that desperately, so I guess
that's something. The success of this movie hinged on how well the story of
Javert and Valjean could be translated to the big screen. Hugh Jackman's
efforts were herculean but it wasn't enough. Just for the record, I am not a
Russell hater in general, obviously he's a putz in real life but he's done some
very good movies. (No, NOT A Beautiful Mind)
Amanda
Seyfried's, Cosette...I'm lookin' at you Amanda. AWFUL. There is no doubt
Ms. Seyfried can hit a high C but the quavering and warbling that happens along
the way is distracting. She could not hold one sustained note, not even once,
without an annoying trilling in her voice. Just terrible. Wretched.
The Good
Hugh
Jackman. His first big number was a marvel and he continued to deliver
flawlessly throughout. I've always loved Hugh Jackman and this makes me wish
more than ever that he would just call me already.
Anne
Hathaway, hmmmmm... in spite of how irritated I am with her this awards season
you cannot take away the fact that she nailed this. And I don't mean she nailed
it for some Hollywood type, she nailed it period. I personally don't think you
should get an Oscar for one song but as the doomed Fantine her talent could not
be denied and let's face it; if Marisa Tomei gets a gold statue for My Cousin
Vinny then an argument can be made for Anne Hathaway.
Eddie
Redmayne. Hello there sweetheart, where did YOU come from. Of all the
weenie roles in the history of theater, Marius is just about the weeniest there
is. How pleasantly surprising Mr. Redmayne was in this role. As a young man coming of age in desperate times, he imbues the character with hope and the somewhat childish ideals of a better world but doesn't make you feel like he's prancing about using moral outrage like it's an accessory. You feel his youthful ideals shatter and instead of whimpering, Redmayne roars (as much as you can while singing anyway). It does not hurt that he sings the shit out of his numbers. Too bad the love scenes with Seyfried felt as colorless and
barren as the encounters between Javert and Valjean.
This movie
should earn high marks for production value and Tom Hooper's direction was
astounding. I wondered how he'd translate this and I was impressed with his
vision. If only we could turn back time and recast this.
One final bone to pick with Mr. Hooper...'eff you for adding a new song that didn't at all fit in with the rest of the music.




Nicely stated.
ReplyDeleteI am ashamed, but I am still dragging my feet to see this!! I must get this done! ARGH!
ReplyDeleteLook everyone knows I'm a Les Mis nut and I'm not exactly running around shrieking at people, "You have GOT to see it!"
ReplyDeleteFirst... that review was AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteNext... I, like Fletcher am dragging my feet badly. I am NOT a Les Mis nut and the thought of going to this movie is painful for me. It is equally painful for Sean who is dreading it like a root canal. Having said that however, I WILL go to see it.
Why can't the "King's Speech" be nominated again this year?
Tell Sean I recognize that he has gotten me out of seeing a bunch of stuff with Paul and that I am fully cognizant of the fact I owe him...if I was a better friend I'd go see this again with you and get him off the hook. I just can't take Russell Crowe screwing up this beautiful music again, I can't. I'm sorry Sean, I'm so sorry.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately Hugh Jackman got sandbagged. Does anyone else find it suspicious that after 4 years of screwing around with that incompetant pile of beavis and butthead style of trash known as movie 43, they release it just a few weeks before the Oscar voting?
ReplyDeleteJackman is up for an Oscar in Les Mis yeah! Oh wait a minute, now he has testicles attached to his neck.
I smell a rat. A big , nasty , Los Angeles sewer rat.
But then again I'm paranoid.
Please take your paranoid ranting off of my Oscar blog.
ReplyDeletePlease take your paranoid ranting off of my Oscar blog.
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